calm me maybe - CARLY RAE JEPSEN PARODY

by yours truly :o)

Lyrics:

I threw a wish in the well,
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you’re in my way

I’d trade my soul for a dish,
Boonbucks and grist for a wish
I wasn’t looking for this,
But now you’re in my way

Your stare was holdin’,
Ripped horn, skin was showin’
Hot night, wind is blowin’
Where you think you’re going, brother?

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m sorta Hazy,
But kneel before me,
Cuz now I’m crazy

It’s hard to look right,
I’m sorta Raging,

So I’ll take your blood,
And make wicked Paintings,

Hey, I just met you,

And I’m sorta Hazy,
But kneel before me,
Cuz now I’m crazy

It’s hard to look right,
I’m sorta Raging,

So I’ll take your blood,
And make wicked Paintings,

You took no time with the call,
And took no time with the fall
She came to give me her all,
So, now she’s in my way

She swipes her claws cross my face
I grin cuz pain doesn’t phase
She backed off as I crazed,
And slowly made my way

Her stare was holdin’,
My Ripped face, blood was showin’
In Helping, she was bold an’
Where you think you’re going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
It’s true, I’m crazy,
I killed your moirail,
And you’re next, baby

You look motherfuckin
Helpless sweetie,
But here’s my clown club,
So kiss it, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
It’s true, I’m crazy,
I killed your moirail,
And you’re next, baby

You look motherfuckin
Helpless sweetie,
But here’s my clown club,
So kiss it, maybe?

Without Sopor in my life
I am so bad
I am so sad
I am so, so, so mad

Without Sopor my life
I am so bad
And Karkat knows that
I am so, so mad

It’s hard to look right,
I’m still hazing,
Karkat, is that you?

Could you save me, maybe?

Hey, I’m your Moirail,
And this is crazy,
But I’m insane now,
So help me, maybe?

And all the other trolls,
Try to chase me,
But you’re my moirail,
So calm me, maybe?

Before you came back in my life
I was so bad
I was so sad
I was so, so mad

Before you came back in my life
I was so bad
I got a whimsy chest

So I will take that!